During my clinical research
at the Helinski Sex Institute
for Modern Living I discovered
the strangest thing. Men
and women get along much
better if the sex is good
and fun, pleasing and even
a bit kinky. Sex seems to
be the glue that holds
people together. Of course,
there are lines in the sand
of every endeavor. To each
his own as long as it's
consensual, mutual and no
laws of state or conscience
have been broken. And by
kinky, please don't
misunderstand me. No pain
or torture for me. The
occasional blindfold, or
handcuff, or rope tie up,
or slap and nibble, bite
and pinch on those happy
spots, well that's all
wonderful. But you people
do what you have to do to
keep those relationships
and marriages in tact.
Mirrors and whips, fine,
whipped cream, dandy.
leather and lace, why not.
Just be careful out there
with the cameras and
picture taking. Keep the
animals out of the house
and in the barnyard, and
as always remember your
neighbors. Keep the yelping
and screaming down to a
mininum. Close the windows,
shut the curtains and blinds.
This is Dr. Love wishing
all of you a safe and happy
holiday season. Don't drink
and drive and always use
your blinkers.
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