Saturday, July 26, 2025

old men talking about women

we start talking about women
one morning
at our coffee get together
in the breeze way
of the strip mall.
Joe blurts out, when a young
woman walks by, 
that breasts are overrated.
it's all about legs, he says,
or what's behind.
nothing melts my butter more
than a long pair
of legs in fishnet stockings.
i don't know, Zimmy says.
i kind of like breasts. they can
be fun, but not too big.
you don't want a woman with
back problems.
i'm more of a C cup guy says
Charlie. normal, not too little,
not too big,
but sort of bite sized.
what's your take on Yoga 
pants, Bill asks me.
i like them, i say. in fact
whoever invented them
should win the Nobel Prize.
i like how they come in all
colors now too.
our heads turns sideways
as a sweaty yoga class walks by.
 

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