what's on the menu St. Peter?

will

there be allergies in heaven,

issues

with gluten

or 

carbs, indigestion?

will sugar be there?

cakes

and pies, sodas

and enormous

bags of chips,

family size?

will there be a long drug store

fountain,

with seats that swivel,

where we can

order grilled cheese sandwiches

or banana splits

and cherry cokes?

like we used to do on Atlantic

street at

the Rexall store.

please tell me it won't be kale

and carrots,

spaghetti squash

and avocados. 

please tell me

we won't have to count calories

and wear

baggy robes

like Orson Welles.