we can help you

the industry
of scamming is endless.
they are tireless in their
efforts, working
on the dumb,
the old,
the confused masses
that pick up the phone
say hello.
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we are the bank,
we are the physician,
the mortician,
the insurance salesman.
we can fix
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we can bring God into
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don't you?
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debt,
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we can heal your
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your step.
just give us
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your date of birth,
a bank account
and we will make you
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