Thursday, October 15, 2015

your doctor

your doctor. mister
web md.
is very kind and gentle.
he has an old school
bedside manner.
expansive in his answers.
easy to access.
makes house calls. he's
at the touch of your fingers.
there he is helping me with
the tingling in my foot.
the twitch in my
eye. my lungs wheezing.
my lack of desire for betty.
just about any
ailment that I have
is there for the fixing.
and if medications are needed,
no prescription
is necessary. you just go to India
or Canada,
or Turkey. they don't bother
with paper work, or notes
from a doctor.
takes six weeks, so if it's
not a fatal disease,
you're good.

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