really small print

do not
open
without adult
supervision.
you have to be
at least this tall
to get on the ride.
don't even think
you can drive.
this pill will
make you drowsy.
do not
operate
heavy machinery
or text anyone
on the phone
while under
the influence
of this narcotic.
there will consequences
that will affect
your life, your job,
your wardrobe.
your legs may
fall asleep.
you may go blind.
you may lose
the ability
to make a sandwich.
you will lose the part
of your mind
that you actually use.
your heart will pound
a beat too fast.
you might think
it's love, but it's not.
it's a drug.
so be careful or
there will
be hell to pay.