bacon and eggs

you miss the mornings
when you could roll
out of bed, go down
to the kitchen and fry
up some bacon
and eggs, toast and jam,
maybe a couple of
waffles with real
butter and canadian
maple syrup. a pile of
hash browns and
a cold glass of orange
juice on ice.
now it's a half a banana
and a dry slice of bagel.
what the hell has happened
to the this country?