not the half of it

your watch is right
just twice a day.
the sour cream
has gone bad.
the eggs  bought
a week ago
have hatched
chicks after
leaving them
in the trunk of your
car. you pulled
a bit of cork from
a wine bottle
pinot noir, and
tomorrow you'll
go see the dentist
about a cap. your
watch is right
just twice a day,
but that's not
the half of it.